Tonight's session proved to me, beyond all doubt, that there is absolutely nothing that a bard will not attempt to seduce. And yes, he did roll 20.
I can live with the bards who attempt to seduce dragons. Sorcerers have to come from somewhere.
I'm totally fine with bards who attempt to seduce vampires. Vampires are romantic!
Orc warlords? Drow warlocks? Gith paladins? By all means. Minotaurs, centaurs, giants, lizardfolk, Ogres and merfolk? Fair game! Frankly, if it's sapient then whatever. It's good for a laugh if nothing else.
I do, however, draw the line when he tries to romantically serenade a ten foot humanoid monster composed entirely of rotting, bloated, waterlogged corpses, animated by the vengeful spirit of a murdered toddler.
I especially drew the line when he succeeded.
Don't get me wrong, it was hilarious! Especially when the 20 came up. But I'm very glad the session was a one-shot and we don't ever have to speak of it again.
So I ask you, lidi na Kostce: What's the most egregious abuse of a bard's charisma you've ever seen?